He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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