Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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