Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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