I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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