How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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