Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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