walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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