My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
