never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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