You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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