road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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