party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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