that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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