i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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