I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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