Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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