She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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