apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
