we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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