Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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