I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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