Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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