It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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