it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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