Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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