she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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