bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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