I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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