Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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