i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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