: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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