fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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