I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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