I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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