I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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