can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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