I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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