No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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