erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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