There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
high people should be assigned attendants
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
