After last night, I could never be a politician.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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