Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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