i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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