She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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