I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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