He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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