i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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