Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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