I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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