that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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